10 Improvements for Crave TV

1. Be able to set the quality of video
• This way you could use less data if you wanted to
2. Be able to access other episodes from the My Cravings section
• This way I could go back a couple of episodes I missed while sleeping
3. Give option to see bios of characters when they appear
• This would be nice sometimes and be annoying other times
• The bios would scroll across the screen
4. Have a described video option for the visually impaired
• CraveTV might have this already but if they do not it is an excellent idea
5. Air old sports games
• I do not think the rights to these games cost much and I for one would love to watch some
6. Give a self-publish video option
• Now I imagine that CraveTV would have to go through and make sure all the videos are of high quality and check for copyright infringements
• I am not saying that they should have vloggers on CraveTV, but if someone wanted to make a documentary on frogs or something I would let them put it up
7. Add in trailers of similar shows and movies before displaying the movie
• I might be one of the few people in the world to say this, but I LIKE WATCHING THE COMING ATTRACTIONS BEFORE A FILM. 
8. Give the name of the author of the book if it is based off a book
• It would be nice to know the book before the movie so I would like to be told about the book before the film starts
9. Have preloaded trivia to display when buffering
• I have bad internet at times so it would be pleasing to do some trivia while waiting
10. Add a news scroll to the bottom 
• Then it would be easy to keep up with the news while watching Star Trek

10 Improvements for Hockey

1. Take away offsides
• I think it would be a faster game and at the very least we would not waste time waiting for refs to decide if it was offside after a coaches challenge
• It would be an interesting experiment
2. Take the instigator rule away
• If this rule did not exist then, maybe there would be less dirty hits and injuries
• The other reason is to decrease stick infractions
• If there is the option to fight people would likely take that option instead
3. Increase penalty severity for stick infractions
• A hockey stick is a lethal weapon, and no player should be allowed to use it as a weapon
4. Put data collectors on player
• Something like accelerometers, pulse readers and others
• The accelerometer would be great for fans to see exactly how fast players are moving 
• A pulse reader would be useful for medical purposes and entertainment purposes
5. Make the All-Star Game mean something
• It is a meaningless game right now, and nobody takes it seriously
• If they made some sort of award or something, maybe players would take it seriously
• I do understand that it is meant to be fun, but I do like to see a little bit of competitive spirit 
6. Take the goaltending triangle away
• This rule is in the NHL and other leagues, but not all leagues
• It is a stupid rule that prevents goalies from playing the puck when it is outside their triangle 
• I would like to see goalies play the puck more, and taking this rule out would help
7. Make concussion protocol universal
• I just learned that in international play that there is no concussion protocol 
• All players should have to be looked at if there is any chance they have a concussion
• Concussions have caused too much hurt in the hockey world for it to be ignored
8. Take away the kicking in rule
• This rule says you can not kick the puck in for a goal
• I think that you should be able to kick the puck in any way you want
9. Take away handpass rule
• This rule says that you can not pass the puck with your hand
• I do not see what is the benefit of this rule
10. Put a sensor on the puck to know its exact location
• It would be a great thing to have if there is a debate as to whether or not the puck crossed the line

10 Improvements For My Rink

1. Boards made from some kind of rubber band
• It would be an enormous rubber band that would extend all around the rink
• It would have to make the pucks bounce back 
• It could have designs and stuff to make it look nice
2. A second net
• I don't have a second net, and it would be nice to have one
3. High backboards so that the pucks do not fly over the net
• It 'd be good not to have to walk out and pick up pucks half the time I am out there
4. A Roomba-like Zamboni
• It would zip around on the ice like a Roomba does on the floor, but instead of sucking up garbage it would put a thin film of hot water on the ice
• It would be incredible if I could get all the small cracks created by my skating without doing any work
5. Unlimited hot water
• It would be great if I could get a hot water heater and water down by my ice
• It would be so easy to flood the ice if I had this
6. A goalie that moves side to side
• This goalie could be attached to tracks and then move side to side on the tracks
• It would make it more challenging to score on the net
7. A puck that runs away 
• This puck would move on its own unless it were under the control of a person
• It could also be placed under the control of a cell phone or remote control
8. Have a passer machine
• It would be like the machines in batting cages 
• This way I could practice my one-timers
9. A shovel that extends end to end and moves on tracks
• Depending on how close it runs to the ice it will be seen how much snow needs to be shoveled
• Even if only the rough stuff is taken off I would be happy
10. A robot with a shovel
• This would take the workload off of me

10 Improvements for TV

1. Reminds the viewer to eat
• This does not happen to me, but I am sure some people forget to eat when watching TV
2. Tells the viewer to go to bed
• Instead of asking if you are still watching would it not be awesome if the TV yelled at you saying to either go to bed or watch TV
• It would do it late at night when you have not used the remote for a couple of hours
3. Switches channel automatically when commercials come up
• This for people who channel flip anyways when ads come up
• I doubt this would happen since TV makes money from commercials
4. Gives messages encouraging you to stop watching 
• This would be for people trying to stay in shape
• It would start doing this after couple of hours of TV watching
5. Suggest you get popcorn
• This is for individuals who do not want to be in shape and instead want to eat popcorn
• I would love this since I always think the day after how good popcorn would have tasted
6. Ability to order pizza
• This would be done by voice command 
• I would like the pizza to come out of the TV, but this is probably to outlandish
7. Controls household appliances
• This way the oven could be started and ready to cook those wings as soon as a commercial break comes up
8. Gives suggestions for snacks based on what is on
• If sports are on then, it would suggest wings, mozza sticks or other things that are good for watching sports
• If a movie is on than chips, pop, or everybody's favorite snack popcorn could be suggested
9. When paused gives movie trivia
• This is for the people left staring at a paused screen while someone goes to the bathroom or gets snacks
10. Combine Sattelite and Android TV
• Our internet is at times not good where I live, so we still need satellite for times when the internet is not working
• This might be unrealistic as Sattelite providers may not want to cooperate with this idea

10 Improvements for a Couch

1. Heated / Cooler seats
• Would be controlled by phone or remote and only affects the cushion the controller is sitting on
2. Speakers Built-in
• This way it would be incredibly easy to hear your TV 
3. Blue tooth to connect directly to TV or phone
• This would help with the speakers and Heated / Cooler seats
4. Massage Cushions
• I would love to get a massage while watching Star Trek
5. A cooler built into a cushion
• This is a cooler for beer not like the Cooler seats from above
• It would be awesome to have unlimited cold beer while watching hockey
6. Control temperature and other stuff with voice commands
• It could control recliners the temperature of the seats and other things
7. Have 4D effects built in
• I experienced these at Disney and I think some could surely be put into an everyday couch
8. Have blankets inside that present themselves by voice command
• These blankets would have to be under the couch in a container
9. Sing lullabies or soothing music when falling asleep
• It would play from the speakers when asked to 
10. Be able to change cushion softness
• This could be done by voice command 
• There are beds with variable cushion softness so why not couches

10 Improvements for a Kitchen Chair

1. Cushions
• I have noticed a lot of kitchen chairs do not have cushions or have crappy cushions
2. Heat and Cool
• This is a chair that changes temperature to make it more comfortable for you
• I imagine that this would be controlled by either a phone or a remote control
3. Cracks Funny Jokes when no one is talking
• This might be a little bit uncomfortable if it was an awkward silence in a high-stress situation
• The chair would have to know when someone is sitting on it
• It would need a speaker
4. Records your weight
• This might not be the best time to see how fat you are, but maybe it will make you think twice about getting seconds
5. Records your beers and platefuls
• This might require a connection between the plate and beer to the chair
• This would require smart beer cans, smart plates, and smart chairs
6. Takes data from clothes and stuff to test for diseases
• I read that there will be stuff to analyze our poop, in the toilet, in a couple of decades to look for disease
• If our toilet is going to be helping out why shouldn't our kitchen chair
7. Have small bluetooth speakers
• This way music could be streamed and played by the kitchen chair
8. Reminds the people about food in the stove
• Then those delecious dishes that are in the stove cooking for after supper do not burn while people are talking about useless crap
9. Records the score of card games
• If the chair could do this then no one would have to beleive that cheater who always keeps score
10. Records how often some one sits on it
• I think this would just be interesting 

10 Improvements for Beer

1. A compound inside to prevent hangovers
• It would be nice to drink like there is no tomorrow without getting a hangover
• If it made it taste bad, then it would be useless
2. A written message of how water prevents hangovers
• This might work if the one above is impossible
3. Logs how long you took to drink
• This would only work for smart beer cans
• It would be cool to see how long it takes to drink a beer
4. Gives Gambling Advice
• A review on the can of how to play poker would be helpful
• Instructions on how to play a new game would be better
5. Records itself to your beer log
• Then you would be able to see exactly how much you drank
6. Gives Trivia
• Imagine a beer can asking questions waiting and then answering them for you. It would be fun for the whole family
• This would need a speaker
7. Tells Jokes
• A funny beer can
• It would need a speaker
• Each can could have 10 jokes that it tells unless you press the off button
8. Using the beer log your phone can say you should not drive
• Some people need to be reminded
9. Tells phone when it is stale
• I would imagine it would know by knowing how long it was opened for
10. Built in cooling function
• A beer that cooled itself would be excellent

Most of these would require a smart beer can which we are a couple of years away from, but it will be coming.

10 Improvements for Bars

1. Self-serve Beer Tap
• Who does not want to get themselves a beer whenever they want while at a bar?
•  I imagine this tap would be like card lock gas stations.
•  If I were the owner, I would only give them to people I trust, and not people who fight and break things when they drink too much.
2. Show a running total so people know how much they spent
• This total will be spoken by the waiter or displayed by the computer if you are using the self-serve beer tap from above.
•  This would be a nice reminder, and it might prevent overspending.
• It is doubtful that a bar owner would do this because they usually want you to spend lots of money.
3. Have some sort of running lottery
• I would like to play bingo or something at the bar
• My Uncle told me they used to have 50 cent lotto that is like scratch tickets at the bar. 
4. Have cots in the back for people to sleep for cheap or free
• This is for the people who drink too much to drive
• The reasons lots of people do not go to the bar where I live because they do not want to drive drunk
• I would go and get drunk more often if this was at a bar close to me.
5. Have Bluetooth headphones streaming comedy for people to enjoy
• This would be fun for your whole table or just yourself if you want to be anti-social 
6. Keep a list up front of people who want to meet people
• This would be nice for adventuresome people who are sick of tinder
• In this scenario, the bartender would either introduce you to someone or just point them out in the crowd
7. Keep some cheap tablets for people to play with or order drinks
• They have to be cheap or else destructive drunk people would end up costing money
8. Have Breathalyzers at the bar 
• The reason for this is obvious
• if they fail, they can sleep in one of the cots from above 
9. Have a heated smoking area 
• Something like a porch with a little deck heater 
• I think of this for my friends, because when I go to visit them, it is usually unbearably cold
10. Have a reward system for repeat costumers
• It would be awesome to get free drinks for next time after getting blackout drunk
11. Have information about alcoholism
• I thought I would add this as lots of people waste their lives in bars and it would be better for society if they did something useful
• There are things like this about gambling in casinos, where I live, and they make lots of money, so I do not see how it would hurt business too much