10 Improvements for a Kitchen Chair

1. Cushions
• I have noticed a lot of kitchen chairs do not have cushions or have crappy cushions
2. Heat and Cool
• This is a chair that changes temperature to make it more comfortable for you
• I imagine that this would be controlled by either a phone or a remote control
3. Cracks Funny Jokes when no one is talking
• This might be a little bit uncomfortable if it was an awkward silence in a high-stress situation
• The chair would have to know when someone is sitting on it
• It would need a speaker
4. Records your weight
• This might not be the best time to see how fat you are, but maybe it will make you think twice about getting seconds
5. Records your beers and platefuls
• This might require a connection between the plate and beer to the chair
• This would require smart beer cans, smart plates, and smart chairs
6. Takes data from clothes and stuff to test for diseases
• I read that there will be stuff to analyze our poop, in the toilet, in a couple of decades to look for disease
• If our toilet is going to be helping out why shouldn't our kitchen chair
7. Have small bluetooth speakers
• This way music could be streamed and played by the kitchen chair
8. Reminds the people about food in the stove
• Then those delecious dishes that are in the stove cooking for after supper do not burn while people are talking about useless crap
9. Records the score of card games
• If the chair could do this then no one would have to beleive that cheater who always keeps score
10. Records how often some one sits on it
• I think this would just be interesting